Welcome to Cow Texas!
My baby. That is, if it were possible for a guy to give birth to a website. It would probably be painful, no? All those scrollbars and hyperlinks. But I digress.
Just for your pleasure, I shall dive into my deep assortment of frequently asked questions ... that i've made up. Only this way it sounds like I have friends.
1. Who are you?
My name is Marc. You may call me Marc.
I feel we could be great friends.
2. What on earth is this?
Cow Texas is a collection of stuff I do when I should be doing something more productive with my time! If one of the posts bring a slight smile to your face, or if in some distant section of your brain the thought of smiling crosses your mind, then I win. Marc 1. You 0.
I'll take anything.
3. What's with the name?
There are cows in Texas. What not many people know however, is that all cows originally came from Texas. They were invented there. It's true. Plus, it sounds so much cooler than "Texas Cow". Ergh. Weird.
4. Your posts suck. They're not even funny. They're lame.
That's more of a statement. One possible way to incorporate that into a question is to phrase it in such a way as: How is it possible to make something so lame? That would be a great question.
5. I like what you've done with your hair.
Thankyou. Still not catching on with the whole question asking business, but it's ok, we're done now.
So there you go. Cow Texas. Be sure to like them and share your favourites with your friends.
Better yet, give me a high-5 and tell me which is your favourite. Feedback is like ice cream. Everyone likes it, especially if you have dentures.
If it does take your fancy, tell a friend. Tell your dog. Get your dog to tell his friends. While he's telling his friends, eat his food from his bowl. Tell your cat the dog wants to negotiate a peace treaty. When your dog gets back, tell him it was the cat. Then sit back, put your feet up, and enjoy the show. Sometimes the best things in life are free.
Peace.
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